That is some damn fine work you just did there.

Feelings on each style's merits aside, I've never understood the argument that it isn't pizza at all. Cheese + toppings + tomato sauce, all on a crust = pizza, no? I'm not a native Chicagoan (although I live there now), and I don't care to fight about whether or not it's delicious (SPOILER ALERT: IT IS) because we…

Go home, SLPOA, you're drunk

I think that's the exact amount of money he made during the time span of that play.

I laughed at "anything is possible". I laughed harder when I found out the song it includes is by a band called Blind Witness.

The other SHEEPLE might believe you, but I know the REAL truth...the "Gardner never played football" story was tipped by Gardner's own people, so they could then show that Gardner really DID play football and make it look like the other side made up a false story about how he didn't play football and make it look like…

Give that passage another read.

I...just......for fucks sake. I have friends who send me articles like this whenever they come out, and I've given up on trying to defend the group as a whole. It pains me to say this, but Cardinals fans are the worst.

Jon Stewart Holds Gun to Both Of NFL's Kids' Heads; Demands NFL Choose Which One Gets To Live; NFL Breaks Down And Begs Stewart To Kill NFL Instead And Leave Kids Out Of It; Stewart Laughs, Kills Both Kids, And Pistol Whips NFL Into A Coma; Roger Goodell Slaps Stewart With 4 Game Suspension

How is that not a foul ball?

I see what you did there.

And since the Vikings did an about-face and suspended AP, looks like we won't get any raps on Sunday, either

No, Tom, This bear is most definitely NOT cool. It clearly is not wearing long pants.

He would have kept going, but he had to go return some video tapes.

"5. She totally provoked him"

+1 vatican cattle stampede

Wait, what the fuck? I thought Burneko said only Burger King wants to be Canadian.

Actually, his knee just shattered from reading that sentence.

But not like this. This isn't metal.

Both. Both have been doing a worse job.