I wish I could go! Prance on, Elites!

Didn't Deadspin first notice these guys?

God bless them. I wish I had that much spunk.

No, but Persecuted Christian Republicans like to pretend that there are. The reality is that those people get belligerent when people DON'T say Merry Christmas.

I thought the general consensus was that the authors like him and the commenters don't?

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!

I report with a heavy heart that these used to be my jam. I do, however, still shake the container to dress a salad from a salad bar. Lyfe skills. Mcdonalds taught 'em.

Oh, Burt.

How did you omit the greatest fast food failure of them all: Pizza in a Cup?

Navin Johnson wants to know.

Yeah. I, too, had a case of the Knopes.

I don't think that the people who oppose gay marriage know who Sisyphus is.

I was totally expecting something different when I saw the tagline.....

It amazes me how republicans are still trying to squeeze the toothpaste back into the tube on gay marriage. Now the U.S. has a situation where state laws contradict federal rights and some gay people are legally married while others cannot marry because they`re gay. It is an unsustainable mess that is has only one…

There's an episode where she marries two penguins in an attempt to have a cute promotion for the zoo. They end up being gay penguins and things snowball from there.

Happened in the Central Park Zoo in NYC. Two male penguins adopted an egg, though that was given to them by the keepers since a hetero couple had 2 eggs.

When art echoes life....

I think we need Leslie Knope in here to officially marry them.

Also, none of them jumped to defend Martin Bashir when we said someone should poo in Sarah Palin's mouth. Him being fired was perfectly fine.

Best (aka the worst) part of this fiasco: People on my FB feed saying "Oh, so censoring someone from expressing their views even if you don't agree with them is okay if liberals agree with it?" omg. Is he dead? Was he arrested and thrown in prison? No? FREE SPEECH DOESN'T PROTECT YOU FROM BEING FIRED, DUMMIES.

Did anyone actually think A&E suspended the dude because they were surprised and offended by his words, not because they thought people might boycott if they didn't? I'd be surprised if anyone was so naive.