I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

This happened to me once. I was alone at the time (in my apartment) and someone knocked on my door at around 1 am, really loudly. Of course I was asleep, so I woke up very confused at the banging. I looked through the peephole and saw no one there, so I got a little spooked. 30 seconds later, more banging and some…

Please allow me to be the first to say:

I wouldn't mind the outfit if she were rocking it; instead she looks embarrassed to be wearing it.
(Either that or she has just farted and wants to move off down that red carpet ASAP and blame it on the next celebrity)

Either a giant neck bow or puffy sleeves, not both. It's a weird silhouette.

They pass this sickness on to their children before they die off. The next generation is just a little better at hiding it in public.

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Right? Why is it so weird one way and then the other way they're begging their girlfriends "just try it once"?

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Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -

Also: “For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth it… All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at theirrecord. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of…

My lord. I can't tell you how many times these people pop up on my Facebook feed for how family oriented and Christian they are. Everyone in the Deep South just loooooves them. There are even life size cardboard cut outs at my local Walmart that you can have your picture taken with. I wish I made this shit up.

This woman is a literal human trafficker and slaver, her being strip searched (which is standard procedure for all inmates) is perhaps the least barbaric part of this entire affair.

"For an educated, middle-class woman to face public arrest and a strip search is almost unimaginable, except in the most brutal crimes."

Okay, so...the government of India will be up in arms about a consular employee going through a possible cavity search (most likely conducted by female officers) for incarceration due to effectively keeping a slave in a country where slavery is illegal, citing it as an affront to all women? And yet....how is that rape…

Wooo Caitlin Cahow is a friend of mine. Couldn't be prouder! She's just an awesome person and a terrific athlete.

Tangentially related: I just watched Johnny Weir on 'Celebrity Chopped' and I just love him so much it hurts my cold, dead heart. I think he's incredibly brave. I can't even think about him without spontaneously weeping, he impresses me so much.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

I am going to read this, but the only thing we should talk about when we think about R.Kelly is that when he sings about sexing someone, he is singing about sexing a YOUNG GIRL! he is a rapist and that is all.