::sigh:: She is sooooooo dreamy. Thank you Jezebel. ::sigh::

Literally, FUCK ALL THE THINGS except this kid.

What is the difference between Skyler's Vera Bradley bag and an average messenger bag? Actually, I know the answer to that. A run-of-the-mill messenger bag could never be that fabulous.

Thank you from the bottom of my lusts. She is so hot.

god bless. i will be doing much drooling.

I decided the queer girls here needed a better picture to drool over:

Fuck. I totally have a cloner (clit boner) for her right now.

This post made my balls hurt... and they don't even exist o_O

I believe what you are smelling is the distinct stench of someone apologizing not because they are sorry for doing it, but for getting caught.

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

Uhhh... Forever 21 is owned by Bible-loving Korean Americans.

Yeah, I've already had this argument a few times. The parents that object might not be worried that their kids would be scarred for life by seeing some cleavage, but probably more-so because they don't think it's appropriate for a middle school football coach to be taking a bunch of tweens to go look at TITTAYS.

Bloody love that film. Michael Caine is absolutely spot on all the way through this!

Nope - some of the girls got dehydrated!

Miss Denmark is clearly the most IDGAF about this whole competition

She's a Nuvaring from East Berlin.

Technically Transformers is BOTH American and Japanese.

Yeah, that was an odd detail. It seems to imply that jumping the broom is weird and freaky and incompatible with Christianity, which . . . no.