You do realize that a 5K is only 3.1 miles, right? Not all road races are marathons! (i.e 26.2 miles/42.18K)

she used the word whoring, and in its context, shes correct to use it. most women's mothers on this planet dont want to see their daughter do this, and would think of it as whoring, along with the bad connotations. that is the context.

Because you say so. fuck you, no one made you arbiter of what is acceptable to say or not and still maintain your feminist card.

I'm saying I've read those same complaints coming from asexual-identifying people, as well as people (mostly women) who's sexuality is not quite as "show-y", on how certain branches of sex positivism are not helping them at all. Not just erasure, but also shaming and triggering.

Disregarding the negative societal weight certain "consensual" sexual activities carry with them, especially when performed in public, before a society that uses said representations to farther push down a disenfranchised social group, is not "fundamentally positive", healthy, or constructive. Cultural myopia does not…

She's not a porn actor. She's a shitty comedian sucking dick for attention. That's whoring yourself out.

1. Entering is completely voluntary. In fact, you're paying to go in.

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

I really like the part where a parent drinking with their underraged kid is inappropriate, but being ok with your daughter whoring herself out is progressive. I'm all sex positive and all, but jesus fucking christ

Even though it was all just a nightmare followed by a misinterpretation, The Wrong Parents made me feel a little like opting in for a therapy session or two. So primal and creepy.

Hahahahaha the padded butt! Amazing! And as Callie pointed out, it's a great costume WITHOUT black face. It can be done people!

Also, look! You can be a white celebrity and dress up as a black celebrity without doing blackface!

Next Level Lil Kim costume would include Diana Ross walking beside you and jiggle tapping your boob all night.

Never Forget

Do you live in the 21st century? Do you know anyone under the age of 30?
Ring the alarm when she starts posting long videos of her making crazy eyes in the mirror to a techno soundtrack. Til then,

Okay, normally I don't put much energy into anything Miley Cyrus. Mainly because I think she's just trying to distance herself from her Disney Channel days and because she's too young for me to feel even remotely relatable to. That being said...

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell getting married for $142 is the best celebrity news I've read in years. YEARS. Love them.