Hey there buddy, I believe it’s referred to as a sweater, you hoser.

“Someone took a massive Trump in there”

Yo mama told me that your improper comma usage aids a foreign power.

Make sure you tell her I said ‘Wazzzzzzzuuuupppp!!!!’ before you do.

You guys have that je ne sais quoi on camera that’s just perfect for a successful career as a writer

Maybe if they spent less time staging fights and playing grabass they could field a competitive team more than once a decade

Don’t Vontaze me, bro!

Cutting the video sharing won’t help the NFL’s ratings.

Not to turn this into Worldstar (Worldstar! Worldstar!), but I still think NYC is a pretty respectable hip hop hub.

This comment (and the associated mental imagery) made me laugh very hard after a difficult week. Thank you for the good kinja.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

Pushing their intellectual boundaries before joining the College Republicans in a few years

Less than hitler though.

I knew I was probably in for a rough 4 years of school when everyone in my freshman dorm thought Dane Cook was the funniest thing alive.

Sorry, couldn’t make that out over all of those fans yelling horrible things at Balotelli.

I thought we all agreed that he was some RISD student’s final project in performance art?

My roommate once date raped a friend of a friend on a Friday.

Yep- I would think to myself, “Why is this person wasting my time with underdeveloped bullshit? They even think it’s bad themselves.”

Too soon

Smokescreen is every person I ever met in Houston.