Exactly.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

At this point I’m just kind of waiting for the stadium’s groundskeeper to be outed as a human trafficker.

Seen later:

. . . I’m a little rusty when it comes to modding, but I’m pretty sure it would’ve almost been easier to actually make the game this is trying to be from scratch in Unity or something instead of shoehorning it into Doom.

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

+1 gentle rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Campaigning in the modern world...

Take out California and its practically a dead-heat.

Yeah, the people who thought Hillary Clinton was a socialist would have absolutely voted for someone who calls himself one.

Clinton 65,844,954

Four of the same gifts with slightly different features.

They look beautiful together. But the kerning on the poster makes me want to go on a rampage.

Sex Programs Have Come a Long Way Since 1986

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Protected? What, did they cut a deal with the Insane Vice Lords?

I really thought you were talking about your aldermen.