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Now she’s probably going to make him forget all of his talents and redo his skill tree like a total nag.

It can be like one of those Penn and Teller boxes where they pull out something ridiculous like a ladder.

If you think this is badass- wait until they make another movie falling chronologically between episode 3 and rogue one. That lighthearted time when Vader goes on a hate-fueled murder spree rampage tracking down nearly every remaining Jedi and killing them in a particularly sadistic fashion.

Did anyone else know that Miss Cleo died this year?

That image of Drake wanting to be friends with Cate has more street cred than the real Drake

Also project managers for small construction trade subcontractors.

They call it “Pop” Warner for a reason.

Aw shucks and gee whiz, I reckon I’d have no problem clocking anyone - gender is irrelevant - if they posed any sort of immediate threat to my family. I wouldn’t even think twice about it.

Indeed. Whenever I say “In the Cayman Islands” it commands the same level of respect.

Usually the very same individuals that have a monthly allowance from their parents.

“Probably not the first time Crosby shot something at some guy’s back!”

Initially read that as “[you] having a hard enough time assisting [your] clients that are LARPers”

It actually becomes a structural load bearing feature the following election cycle. It is known.

I once had a girl dump me because I thought Seinfeld’s humor had become stale and formulaic.

Then you haven’t lived, friend.

They come in handy if your religion prevents you from consuming aerosol-suspended flavoring sprays.

Wear your championship “Toronto: Perennial Champion of not being Buffalo or Detroit” gear with pride there, you guy.

What else are you going to wear to the local trade union hall beef and beer that just so happens to fall between the NFC championship and the inevitable Super Bowl loss? The boys at the Aston, PA Steamfitters Local #302 are all but expecting it.

I’ll wear my Chase Utley 2008 World Series Champion T-shirt imitation jersey until the rest of these iron-on numbers finish falling off, good sir, in true Philadelphia fan style.