NastyInThePasty
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NastyInThePasty
Jan 3 2017
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Now she’s probably going to make him forget all of his talents and redo his skill tree like a total nag.

Jan 3 2017
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It can be like one of those Penn and Teller boxes where they pull out something ridiculous like a ladder.

Jan 2 2017
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If you think this is badass- wait until they make another movie falling chronologically between episode 3 and rogue one. That lighthearted time when Vader goes on a hate-fueled murder spree rampage tracking down nearly every remaining Jedi and killing them in a particularly sadistic fashion.

Dec 29 2016
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That image of Drake wanting to be friends with Cate has more street cred than the real Drake

Dec 29 2016
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Also project managers for small construction trade subcontractors.

Dec 21 2016
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Aw shucks and gee whiz, I reckon I’d have no problem clocking anyone - gender is irrelevant - if they posed any sort of immediate threat to my family. I wouldn’t even think twice about it. Read more

Dec 18 2016
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Indeed. Whenever I say “In the Cayman Islands” it commands the same level of respect.

Nov 15 2016
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Initially read that as “[you] having a hard enough time assisting [your] clients that are LARPers” Read more

Nov 12 2016
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It actually becomes a structural load bearing feature the following election cycle. It is known.

Nov 12 2016
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They come in handy if your religion prevents you from consuming aerosol-suspended flavoring sprays.

Nov 12 2016
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Wear your championship “Toronto: Perennial Champion of not being Buffalo or Detroit” gear with pride there, you guy.