Melissa Mayer is basically a static image with two buttons when you think about it

No liquor for you on Sundays before 12:01 pm or after 12:03 pm, either.

Just tape it to a ceiling fan and be done with it

Pretty sure that was a joke in the style of a stereotypical Russian PR release.

“Progenitor of rented mules Donald Trump”

The protesting crowd sounded suspiciously ignorant and like petulant children. Race and gender are irrelevant and are not subject to such constraints.

Maybe, but they should have the choice to at least try it.

It's ok mom, they are professional athletes - it just rolls off their backs

Deary me, just try to stop me from getting the vapors!

You can collect cans with that basket along the way.

I’m sure some enterprising graphic artist is ready to make D.Va’s mech suit and its ultimate look like Mohammed

Maybe Snoke is one of HIS men.

It is surely a better functional option, but offers zero of the nostalgia of the physical device/ packaging/ form. For a huge portion of their target audience, that specific nostalgia is the only reason they would buy this.

I don’t think it’s ignorant at all- just a severe difference in perspective.

Realize that there is a sizable market segment that:

Not many in the 30+ crowd are going to buy whatever variant of Wii is out there just for the virtual console. Selling what amounts to a tiny emulator that looks like what they had as a kid = easy $$$.

Maybe if they focused less on sarcasm they could get their base unit conversions correct.

HAI GUYS LOOKIN 4 BLak lotis will pay!!!!

For all the shit this person is getting for being out of touch, at least it's an effort. That's more than my fucking boss is able to give.

I thought it was weird when Clippy bent himself into a swastika too, but this is all starting to make sense