Yachting, Polo, other Mitt Romney Sanctioned (TM) activities.

Or the always conclusive stop, drop, and roll.

Getting a masters in Renaissance British Literature sounds like the definitive pussy move. Or someone who couldn’t hack a real course of study.

Better than the oft-quoted “he was dark” defense implemented by the police

oh oh oy oh oy oh yeahh oy oh ya oy oh yaaa

I never understood this logic. What if my religion heavily encourages marriage between two consenting adults of any gender?

Same logic applies for two fingers then, right?

“You look like you’d be in really good shape, but with your shirt off you’re just kind of meh”

gah, you beat me to it.

not enough references to chobani or the plight of the underclasses

Flopper!

These people are really insufferable

The fuck is this for $145?

I think you misplaced the quotes:

I’ve never heard of getting files charged against you. Do they just put a bunch of manila folders on you and shock you with a car battery or something?

Or a mild Sprewell

It’s like dying by death

What if we prefer to drink anti-socially?

If my extensive experience of dealing with the Chinese at UC Berkeley is any indication, they were actually playing Clash of Clans and watching K-pop videos.