More of that gang culture in sports. Just look at him there with all that jewelry. Typical.

Sea-Tac TSA was going to let Bill go, but then he referred to his bullets as supersonics.

That sounds like a euphemism for really messy anal sex.

Truly. Is the writer used to anemic (or worse yet, farmed) salmon? Salmon cooked over an open fire with cedar wood is amazing.

DAMN IT WE HAVE STRUDEL!!

Well it sure sounded like fucking salmon fishing and Washington to me.

Hm... somehow I replied to the wrong comment... this was meant for the guy asking "WTF is wrong with nordic people"

Man cannot live upon mead alone,
But with a coho on a rod.

The "Mission-style burrito," by which I guess Albert means, "the burrito" is the only kind of burrito there is, so nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about. Unless you are distinguishing the super burrito, which, okay then

Marionberry pie (Oregon) is much better than MarionBarry pie (DC).

St. Louis will probably argue that frozen custard came from Missouri.

Clearly someone wanted to write their completely ridiculous opinion of NY pizza instead. Also, mmm, wings.

How are buffalo wings not the New York entry and how are they not #1?

Yeah he knows Texas is as full of shit about BBQ as everything else.

There will be strife between our households for generations, Albert. The salmon will not go unavenged.

Where did the foods come from? I think NJ is more pork roll than taffy. Taffy is only found at gifts shops on the boardwalk.

I don't see how you can't like a Pasty: fresh veggies, meat, and pastry. Don't call it a calzone. Calzones are for fat people who trick themselves into believing that eating a pizza folded in half is somehow a symbol of their restraint.

Dammit, why do we always get lumped in with those downstate assholes?

—Everyone In New York But Not In New York City

Blood. Pudding.

To have "Texas Style" BBQ (a.k.a) real BBQ, that far down the list tells me all I need to know about this list.