Back, and to the right. Back, and to the right...

Actually I hate the Cardinals as much as Deadspin does. But eventually it just becomes bullying.

I like this game. What's it called again? Ignore the Evidence and Kill the Messenger?

I am actually a pretty big fan of guys trying to get away with this kind of thing. As a Braves fan, I will forever defend the unwritten rule of wanting guys to get away with this until they get caught at which point I follow the other unwritten rule of being scandalized. What a disgrace.

"It could have been vaseline, or pine tar, or even just a chunk of wet grass."

"All the greats put vaseline on their gloves."

I think Cards fans would be all for it. After all, it's not like he's using steroids or other PEDs. This kinda stuff harkens back to the days of Gaylord Perry and Don Drysdale. Lester's cheating the RIGHT way.

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

Jesus. My dad is almost 60 and he looks younger than Favre

Brett actually did want the job. He was just flustered to be on the receiving end of an unsolicited proposition and was confused when the Rams did not understand that "no" means "yes."

Say what you want... Tim Misny will make them pay. Also, he refers to his house and property as "MisnyLand"... so, you know, there's that.

I only have two jokes, and the one about polish sausage didn't seem relevant here. Is that wrong?

Forgive me for the tired attempt at humor. Just don't forget that the fun is in the reaction, not in the prompt. Or something.

A Schiano man's poetry rhymes.

While suspending him for being critical of a teammate is idiotic and petty, if they're going to go down that road, could they tack on a couple of days for centering the entire text?

Hate all you want... Sure, it's not an incredibly well constructed poem. However, the most disturbing part of all of this is that a student both followed the assignment AND found his own personal form of expression and got suspended for it. You have to love our education system. This guy should have just filled in the…

He's right, Akron is screwed. I'm just not sure that has anything to do with football.

This is very bad sentence

He had to see this coming. Rittman's read-option has been backfiring all year apparently.

It's gotta a good beat, I can dance to it ... I give it an 8.

You're asking where everyone took their shits in the Iliad. Just don't worry about it.