Since when did Sox fans need to win anything to be insufferable? A loss might shut St.L fans up. Detroit doesn't have the resources to host a parade, so by default I'm going with LA. Enjoy your riots, everybody.

Why would sitting down be more hygienic when it facilitates more skin to dirty surface contact?

Going to Santa Fe for my mother-in-law's birthday celebration. They actually live in El Paso, Texas but she loves that part of NM. Should be a good time and a lot of drinking.

The dead daughter in Gravity didn't seem written to engender sympathy for Dr. Ryan Stone or to up the drama, as you're suggesting, Will.

I hate Jerry jonesing. Following Phish around just ain't the same...

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

There is a super easy test to see if your team name is racist or not, would you ever use that word in general conversation or communication. In the Redskins case, OF COURSE NOT. Take any refernece to Native Americans or Indians (start with Daniel Snyders op-ed piece from the other day) and replace Native American with…

Fixed your Cardinals figure legend for you.

"DOn't look too much into these stats. Just look at that last column on the right. I think it's important to note that every player on these 4 teams played on their team this year." -Joe Morgan

As usual, Billy Beane focuses on getting the best value out of the pieces he has, rather than overpaying for the perfect 1x4 block.

It really got embarrassing when Artest recognized the dancer on the billboard as "Champayne" and then really sad when little Brian Warner, age 12, recognized her as "Mom."

I'll give you as much as I'll give Destiny on the main stage... +1

He dubs it the Knickelodeon and makes fart noises?

Sadly, fellow tour attendee JaVale McGee was turned away from the Hustler Club

This just in: The University of Oklahoma has awarded Trey Metoyer an honorary 3 credits and the Jay Mariotti Award for his attempt to use the sword before the pen.

Wait 'til you see my bic

He's a little too good at avoiding coverage, it seems

can't help but laugh that these crimes from a month ago are finally being charged the week after losing to Texas.