Florida...not nearly as flat as we Northerners have been led to believe.

I cannot wait to see Denver vs KC twice in three weeks.

Took some doing, but I finally found a great Von Miller photo:

The Adjusted Sack Rate? My wife swears it's two per minute, but she doesn't realize it's really one drawn-out concerto length adjustment. The boys got to hang easy, knowmsaying?

No, no, no, no.

Well at least most of the fish in the world have a sense of humour about it.

Hmmm.... what do those two states have in common????

Has anyone done the math on his run subtracting the hands up pause to see if he could have gotten home?

This was a leftover POLLCENTER map for, "Do you believe men's jean shorts are an acceptable wardrobe staple?"

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Also known as celebation.

Sav Rocca, 263 pounds. The big kicker is Janikowski.

Thanks! Nice to see that every position has its resident fat-ass. Who the hell is the 250 pound punter?

What, no kickers on the chart? How am I supposed to get yelled at by Kluwe for insulting kickers if they aren't on the chart?

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Meanwhile, Gates has that watching-the-valet-park-my-Bentley look.

"Only his seventh kid, pfffttt, amateur" - Antonio Cromartie

An irony, "No Class" was also Texas Governor and Creationist Rick Perry's campaign platform for the Department of Education.

As punishment, Texans fans should be given Tim Tebow as their starting QB.

The important part is that you're saying "Bender is great."