Hahahaha....unintentional COTD

Buying a car like a Rolls droptop is all for show, so when the car does showy things, it’s for the driver’s ego. I don’t think they’re tools, though. I’ve never thought someone closing the roof in rain was tool-ish.

LS SWAP BRO

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

They’re $49k now used

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

A refinish of the front clip and rear bumper just says to me that it was parked on city streets for most of its lifetime.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Here you go:

Are you being sponsored by Amazon Prime?

I can attest to it being a practical “first coupe”—I owned one as my first car. I’ve moved three times with it, having thrown small furniture in that hatch. The plastic is so prone to scratching that it’s bound to happen anyway, so once you get over that annoyance, you will be shocked at how much stuff you can fit in…

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Let us remember this latest Bowling Green massacre.

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

Chevy dealer here. I come across some from time to time. Usual culprits are corvettes, camaros, express vans, (watch for city-express’ now) So in our cases, GM gives us a final-pay rebate to help “write cars down” after the model year end push is over. This usually happens about Q1 for most dealers. So, dealers begin…

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

“There’s no jewelry to give you a clue about social status.”