I think of those who do not know. And I weep.

But have you heard the sound a whale penis intake makes? It’s a thing of beauty lol.

Double whammy. I’m scared of open water so the first sign of something going wrong and I am out.

Next up: the new field of sorority rush consultant consultants, to help you get the “right” sorority rush consultant.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

ENGAGED!

Long time reader, first time commenter. I can’t simply let the comment that Aja is “HIGHLY deserving” stand without an eye roll. So *eye roll*.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

While I can certainly appreciate the care that went into storing this car for all of these years, I don’t really get it. Cars are mean to be driven.  

Can you imagine if this was BLM or Standing Rock literally pushing and trying to physically fight riot cops?

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

The Real Attic Suites of Divorced and Disenfranchised Housewives.

Lydia praying over Shannon in the bathroom was so unbelievably cringey 

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

they’re good cars Jason

It’s all about the lining.

“A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery near Clarenville, Newfoundland. First responders on the scene have recovered 328 bodies”

His Alprazolambourghini was in the shop.

So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?