No, that was his daughter.

I work in the arts, and one of the MOST respected, highly qualified and competent casting person at the largest opera company in the world writes all of his correspondence in...Comic Sans.

More like WeatherWreck, amirite??

September 11, 2001, Lansing, Michigan. My grandpa had died a few days before, and we had the funeral on September 10. As we were flying back to Kansas on 9/11, my family got pulled off the flight when the FAA halted air travel. I had to get back to school, and my parents had to get back to work,…

A refinish of the front clip and rear bumper just says to me that it was parked on city streets for most of its lifetime.

Nope! Still on TV, and new episodes are currently airing on Velocity.

There are a lot of parallels with this, and several Murakami books!

And those candles are fucking expensive!

I mean, this lumberyard sits between Chelsea Market and an Apple Store, so it's a bit out of place for what that neighborhood now serves, but seriously? A giant Starbuck's? You can already get good coffee in Chelsea Market!

The first time my partner and I had sex, we finished and he collapsed on top of me. The collapse made our bodies combine into one, giant, swearty armpit-fart sound. Needless to say, we were horrified, and then laughed for 5 minutes.

For me, I always assume, “Oh God, I feel bad now, but I could feel MUCH worse tomorrow, so I better rally today and go to work!” and that has proven to never be a good idea.

Can't wait for the EVO version!

It’s already aired in the UK? Also, is it just me, or are their accents truly horrendous?

Do you think Caroline Fleming is a bit off?? I’m dying to have a discussion about this!

This is easily my favorite color, so NP!!

I don’t think he does. I think he may have an “illness,” but like his pancreatic cancer that he told Breanna about, which was actually just pancreatitis, he’s trumping up whatever is going on for sympathy or to use as an excuse to not work or something. My partner and I have long discussions about this.

“Congratulations, you’re down a level!” It just sounds ridiculous.

I saw one of these in person the other day; looks horrible.

I’m just gonna leave this here...

You totally missed the joke.