Isn’t butt stuff pretty much 2nd base these days?

That settles it then.

That’s actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Even deities need to drive sometimes. I could see the FSM owning a Kia. He seems like a pretty unpretentious god.

“Kill meeeeeeeeeee”

I would take an e-24 all week long and twice on Sundays.

540 with the 6 speed. Won’t let me post the link. Need you look any further?

That E46 wagon is literally perfect. I would have totally bought one if they had made it.

Hey, honey, can I take some photos of you? You’d look so striking down by the river.

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

At least we know what the next Mustang will look like...

Literally all i see when i look at that front end.

I don’t know why, but Today drama is better than all other kinds of drama.

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Jason, in the original CarNinja article, it said this:

Blake Lively simultaneously bores, annoys, and fascinates me.

fuck off

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.