Is that John Voight’s car?

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster!!

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

I'm waiting for 69 grain. With grains you ain't never even heard of.

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

They really made an event out of it. There was a readout on the wall that steadily climbed to Mach 1, whereupon the cabin crew handed out champagne and “I flew faster than sound” certificates signed by the pilot. They obviously performed the same little ceremony every flight, but it still felt special.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Slight stain on driver’s seat. NO TIRE KICKERS!

This is too funny. Just this morning my husband and I were bickering over whose turn it was to pick up Sebastian and Danish from safari. Thank you Kim for making it such a breeze. Mommy hack!!

Ah yes, the section in the Constitution that states

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

The music in that video........oh god. So.......horrible

Really liking the Matte Grey with carbon wheels. Also, really like the even sparser interior. To all of the other manufactures out there, this is how you do a touch screen location, not the “iPad glued to the top of the dash” design everyone is falling over themselves to implement.

I don’t care what you say - this is awesome.

Upopular opinion: Look, OK, I get it. Allergic reactions suck. But THEY HAPPEN. That’s why you have to take personal responsibility for looking at the ingredients in whatever personal care items you’re using, and if you experience a reaction, FUCKING STOP USING IT AND TRY SOMETHING WITH DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS.

i voted against that because lisa and ken definitely killed that pony

Cannot unsee...

Endless Sumner.