Now Suri's dog can finally be free to run away with Brandi Glanville's chihuahua, who's been waiting to run away with his wife. #love

This IS YA fantasy!

THE 'HUNGER GAMES MEETS THE BACHELOR' IS ALREADY A THING!! It's called "The Selection" series (3 books!) by Kiera Cass and my 30 year old gay man ass LUURRRVVVEED it.

What's with the tires though? It looks like an old man wearing new Air Jordan's...

I thought they wanted to show scale...and I thought, "That is one tiny car!"

Yeah—I had no indicator lights on, and it was only about 22 months after I purchased the vehicle that this happened.

Had a 2002 Honda Civic (bought new)—had a bad car accident, airbag never deployed! I was OK, so it wasn't a huge deal, but the cops and insurance adjustor couldn't figure out, given the severity of the damage, why it never deployed.

His name is Alex Minsky...if you look, you can find nudes, a uh...friend told me...

I don't understand the awkwardness, Katie. Stupid show? Absolutely. But everything worked, right?

Exactly. We can only hope that they are peaking now.

EXACTLY.

On my 21st, my best friend (who was dating a major campus drug dealer at the time) brought me a pan of pot brownies and a block of weed wrapped in tinfoil to the FAMILY party at MY PARENTS HOUSE. My dad, a reformed hippy, saw what was going on and got my mom out of the room and I was able to hide everything in my…

I had the Road King and the Rally Champ! Two of my favorites as a kid!

Dodai, do you mean "watery, hot, dog gas" (like dog farts) or "watery hotdog gas"? Inquiring minds want to know...

Again, it's always wonderful when "no deaths have been linked to any of these issues." Dismemberment? Eh, maybe. 3rd degree burns? Probably. But, no deaths!

Sigh...Remember when she was adorable in Return to Oz??

She's reporting on behalf of a news channel. Look at the mic.

Something along these lines happened at my HS in the Midwest, but it was all related—girl died in a drunk driver accident, her boyfriend killed himself the next day; his little brother then killed himself, followed by the little brother's best friend committing suicide. All in the course of 3 days. Really shitty…

Looks like an Evoque made sweet, sweet love to a BMW i3.

I love that they dressed her as a Lana Del Rey mini-me!