When I was 20, I went to student health services for what turned out to be mono, and the nurse suggested that I had HIV because I said I was gay on the questionnaire. They're all a bunch of rocket scientists, aren't they?

My favorite one! I keep it on my iPod and listen when I'm needing a boost—brings back such good memories.

Oh I know, that's why I said I was coming from Astoria—they just usually mention delays on the train, so I was surprised/pleased that everything was up to snuff this morning for the rush.

I just took the Q to work this morning (from Astoria), and everything was running on time through Manhattan—so weird.

I saw one on 57th St. in Manhattan on Tuesday night! What is it, again? I can't remember, for the life of me...

"Let's just throw out some scream/singing and hope it lands around the right note."

Is it just me, or do Anna Farris and Chris Pratt have that expression you get when you've just had a screaming fight, but have to make nice in front of people?

"I couldn't have possibly gained 10 pounds; I must have a calcified fetus in me"

Giving us Gwen Stefani/Betsey Johnson/George Clinton hybrid realness!

EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT, AMIRITE??!

I'm enjoying the gratuitous crotch stuffing as well. Your junk makes a 4x4" pouch with no discernible VPL? YEAH, OK.

No Grease (OR GREASE 2!!) and The Wiz at #3? I love The Wiz soundtrack, but that movie is a mess.

Or in this thumbnail, an Accord coupe! Eke!

Stella Got Her Groove Back...and became a witch.

Can someone please explain how a steering wheel is able to break away in an impact while the airbag remains effective? I just can't wrap my mind around the two technologies working together.

Correction: it's either "Kansan" or "Kansas boy"

-Sincerely, native Kansan

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT JUSTIN BOBBY?? Stylist...in Nicaragua??? I want more details.

Exactly. I don't think it's a bad PR move because something bad happened around the same time; that's coincidence. Also, Ford pulled the ad, so they performed due diligence.

According to Jez, Noomi Rapace is a tall, gushing blonde and a small, fierce brunette?

They had to close the Olive Garden in my hometown for about three weeks in the late 90's because the bus boys were masturbating into a giant vat of salad dressing at the end of their shifts.