Lots of them, they are called Hercules units. They basically just go from place to place and chill for a bit and show their presence. Roll through penn station all the time.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Of course theres a Mustang with them.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

This isn’t the first wanted poster the Nets have had to display for a Williams on their team.

Some great players have come out of the California Penal League.

What Angela didn’t mention was that she used to bounce professionally.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

I said “ungrained” trim. I’m talking about interior trim pieces which are still smooth and have no texture.

Awesome. And I pulled the same shit with Home Alone last week, you glorious fool.

At the time, I worked for a Japanese company that was in the process of putting up a 35 story office building in Los Angeles. We moved into the building before most of the other floors were finished, but our two floors were completely done. Our main boss, Mr. Tagaki, wanted to show off his new American headquarters…

When you say how early the press car in question was built, you wouldn’t happen to be referring to pre-production mules by some chance would you?

I ran a 2012 BMW X5M press car in the One Lap of America Race. I put 10,000 miles on it, and did 9 track days in a week. I absolutely hammered the shit out of it. And at the end of the week, I loved the thing so much, I tried to buy it, and thought BMW might give me a good discount (because the odds of any journalist…

My wife and I had been separated for, oh Jesus, I’m not sure how long. I had stayed back East while she took a job with some hotshot Japanese company in L.A. We decide we’re gonna give things one last chance before the divorce so I fly out there. Her company’s Christmas party is in progress when I arrive, so I head…

Wasn’t a holiday party, but it was good.

My wife is head of HR/Operations for a startup in San Francisco. She managed their move into a new office, and hosted the big office warming party. Probably 250 employees/friends/etc in attendance.

I was 5 cocktails in when I started playing beer pong. That was mistake #1.…

“Is that against company policy?”

Stockbrokers? Was this 1984?