Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Look, Giant guys like Walton need their bikes to be Specialized.

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

How does a sticker justify damaging someone else’s car?

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Obligatory.

Did the Corvette still have Florida plates on it?

Cocaine. End of article.

I personally had a bit of work done at Hennessey 8 years ago. This article is spot on and there’s not a week that goes by that I don’t regret using their services.

Once again, Jalopnik, like all of Gawker’s sites, flips between the “we’re a blog!/we’re real journalists!” crap. Pick one. Commenting on automotive personalities is pretty much all Jalopnik does. Since when do you need to be able to “back it up?”

Covette z06 is the answer

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Guy wasn’t willing to push it all the way, since he couldn’t find his digital tyre gauge…

Good luck with that.

Well... At least in Michigan the state troopers will still standout like Germans in WWI...

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

Three pictures of SUVs! Great work!