NYCfashwriter
NYCfashwriter
NYCfashwriter

The angriest part of the world would like to have a word or two with you.

So disappointed that such a prestigious establishment would allow this to happen. I expected better from Hooters.

A lot of people have certain foods that make them feel crappy. For me it's red meat. For others it's dairy. If a food makes you feel shitty, stop eating it and shut up about it (not directed at you specifically, just humanity in general). I think the reason people roll their eyes at non-celiacs who complain about

Great, a new Bonnie and Clyde film no one asked for! I'm sure they will find all kinds of ways to compare badly with the classic original.

Last year I took a chance with match.com. At the time I was a 36 year old fat woman. I had a nice shape, was active, and felt that I "had a pretty face". I was also in therapy because I had no self esteem and was prone to depression and anxiety. I was the queen of first dates. I went out with at least a dozen men,

Did you ever read that thing where they put up two identical online dating profiles for a women and at the end of one it said something like "I am a heroin addict and I am not going to change" and the other said "I am fat and I am not going to change" and waaaaayyyy more people wanted to date the drug addict. It's

I let my pup eat the last bite of my delicious sandwich after reading this. THE LAST BITE.

This is only tangentally related, but re: Takei joke— I was once with a friend who objected to something a male friend of ours said. He replied with "must be time of the month!" And she looked at him and went, "That time where I find sexism annoying? Yes. Yes, it is." I almost broke my hand trying to give her the

It would be cute if the most popular B name in New York was Billings so they could hijack some of that sweet sweet Montana cachet.

Based on the snow leopard's body language, I'm going to say no. It's far more likely that he's just using the snow leopard to conceal a boner.

I'd open a cat sanctuary and spin around in a field of cats a la The Sound of Music.

You know, I didn't like Lupita's outfit at all, but then I saw Maggie G. and Kate Upton wearing what looked like some sort of saloon cosplay and then I thought it wasn't so bad. I mean, if you're gonna wear something insane, the Met Ball is the place.

NYPD wouldn't have stopped her because its actually legal in New York for women to go topless anywhere a man can. They passed an equal rights law about 15 or so year ago.

Is Mags G trying to foreshadow her own death at the hands of the Manson Family?

Nope, no sympathy.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

Not so much the restaurant, except when we are tipping out the bussers, hostesses and take-away people. Servers just appreciate because not all of us declare every single tip we make and it sucks when we have to do so, because of credit card tips.

Funny Face is so gif-able.