The queen reigned for 70 years. This has been mentioned a kajillion times since her passing. Please fix your story.

Wow, I see the anger and dignity police have arrived. I think this practice is awful, and I have a right to that opinion, just like I’m thinking you’re pretty awful right now for not only not understanding either my opinion or my right to it, but also for absolutely fucking attacking me, you total bully. You have an…

Oh, for crying out loud, of course I understand what body-shaming means. That’s why I said “new definition.” Largely as in, it’s absolutely shameful and disrespectful that so-called loved ones would do this to the body of someone they loved.

I’m confused by a world in which we attack one writer for reporting how messed up it is that a bunch of people thought an absolutely gorgeous woman with a beautiful body was “normal” — “She’s not abnormal! Body-shamer!!!! Attack!!!!” — and yet we’re somehow fine that people are so disrespectful with a deceased body.…

I'm kind of amazed to the reaction that seems to have taken over here. Ryan isn't body-shaming Miss Indiana; she's pointing out just how messed up we are as a society that we not only still can't grasp what the average American woman truly looks like, we're so askew of reality that we get whipped into a frenzy over a…

Don't blame the girl for the choices - those pageants get sponsors for everything down to the body—tanning, no joke, and the contestants are given choices from which they have to pick, so it's sometimes a matter of the lesser of all evils. Seems like evening wear is the only thing excluded. Gucci and Vitamin A aren't…

For the few anniversaries we had before we divorced, she'd address our anniversary card only to my husband. My name was nowhere on it. She did crap like that just to mess with me. So yeah ...

This is totally not meant to one-up your story, just another bat-shit crazy MIL reception anecdote, slightly off-topic: After all the dances, at some point after dinner was over, I noticed that none of my husband’s family, nor my brand-new husband, was in the ballroom. They all come trooping back in, and I was like,…

PS still one of the best wedding dresses on film ever ...

My dad and I danced to Sinatra, "Just the Way You Look Tonight." My dad worships Sinatra, and I thought the lyrics were perfect. I didn't tell him in advance, wanted to surprise him, so the result was we were both a weepy mess while dancing, though that was OK, it's still one of my favorite moments. The marriage…

What I love is that Rihanna could reach out to quite literally any designer on the planet to design a dress of her choosing, and she went with Adam Selman, her longtime costume designer. Gotta love the loyalty. The other fun fact: It was crafted using more than 216,000 Swarovski crystals, and you gotta love the…

Admit it, Mark Shrayber, you just wrote this to cleanse yourself of all the Kimye nonsense yesterday, didn’t you?

Nope, your browser is fine, mine is gone as well. Thanks, Lindy, you just lost my clicks forever …

I’ll be sure to give this a try as soon as I deal with the spit-up of a click-baiting poster …

" ... the creeping monochrome banality of seeing the same damn store with the same damn product pop up over and over and over."

Just a note, Mark Shrayber: No matter how many Kimye posts you create over the weekend, I am not clicking. I am not clicking. I am not clicking. If I could go full-on Amish this weekend to avoid all their bullshit, I would. In a heartbeat.

I was almost Kelly, and at the last minute my mom thought of my actual name, and that was that. I'm pretty pleased about this, bc I'm definitely not a Kelly. This should not be construed as a knock against Kellys - the name just strikes me as happy and perky and someone who is a doer, as in "Kelly is sure to be…

She was the gorgeous girl segueing from modeling into acting (it was her debut film!), and you have to admit she had the right look for this period film. Can only imagine Hugh Hudson was mere days into filming and thought, I've been nominated for an Oscar, what have I done?!?

The ultimate Andie-MacDowell-is-a-bad-actress factoid: Netflix 1984's Greystoke - she plays Jane to Christopher Lambert's Tarzan. Her acting was so atrocious, the director, Hugh Hudson (same guy who directed Chariots of Fire) had her voice/performance dubbed from start to finish by another actress: Glenn Close!

I can totally envision and understand your breathless excitement at this moment but Chris should have his whole first name in your first graph, and it’s deep fryer …