Troll level: novice

Seriously, how do you join the Illuminati? That's the only explanation why Richardson gets this outpouring of heartfelt support from big names. He's just not that talented. Like, I wasn't under any impressions about our culture being a meritocracy, but seriously? Underage, badly-lit girls with fingers in their mouths?…

Ho-ly shit. She sounds like a right piece of work.

Reading Burneko is like being yelled at by my deceased, 79 - y/o Grandmother after a few screwdrivers. Food's about the same as well.

Of course, in that location, almost no actual New Yorkers will see it.

Dude, even HamNo has responded to me in a friendly way-we just realized we saw things differently. HAMNO! This banish all opposition approach is pretty silly... Don't write articles in a divisive tone and then wonder why the millions of other people who read this site don't fall in with exactly how you think.

Such delicious clickbait... Just read the title, be outraged, and then skip to the last sentence. Don't bother with the sweet sweet middle.

Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us. This is why we can't have nice things. Harrumph!

I gave no fucks before, but I am firmly Team Martin now.

It's not "its." It's "it's!"

Gwyneth is going to try to get full custody for this stunt. She probably lost her shit when she found out.

Ever since the "Conscious Uncoupling" I've imagined Chris Martin tearing through his house like Kevin McAllister. Jumping on the bed with his shoes on while cramming circus peanuts into his mouth, screaming "Oh Gwyneth!!! I'm watching porn and eating high-fructose corn syrup! Better come out and stop me!"

Not the original commenter, but: journalists often call paragraphs "graphs" or "grafs." It's just a thing we do, I can't explain it.

In the word of copyediting, we refer to them as "graphs."

The only way this could be more of a classic divorced dad thing is if it was Burger King at 6 PM on a Sunday.

awww...

'Delicious Acts of War' by Chris Martin