Subways also don't require grills, fryers, or fire suppression systems. It's like a a toaster, an easy bake oven, and a fridge.

My first comment about Frano's pic was "He looks moist"

Did you want me to get this song stuck in my head? If so, you succeeded!

A CUMMERBUND WITH A TAILCOAT!

I have a green jade in yellow gold, and a giant amethyst in silver. The amethyst only fits on my index finger, and it makes it impossible to park my car while wearing it. I have to remove it to park. That is the sign of a good ring.

I miss Dame Elizabeth. She had everyone's number, it seemed.

I'd be more impressed if ethical GC and his supposedly smart fiancee just didn't bother with the whole diamond ring scam.

One of my favorite, almost certainly apocryphal, stories is about Princess Margaret meeting Elizabeth Taylor. The princess saw Liz's huge engagement ring and commented that it was 'tacky'. Liz slipped off the ring and offered it to Margaret, who slipped it onto her own finger. Then Liz smiled at the princess and asked…

A Spock fan already. They are raising him right.

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

"Enjoy this later on."

This is actually a pretty common story— a lot of women who have their dresses preserved never open the box to check that the work was actually done. Who are these horrible people who fake clean clothing?!

People forget that Clooney was married before, to Talia Balsam. But she bounced back.

was your "Powers that Be" mention a reference to Wolfram and Heart? If so, nice.

"Othering" is some basic, 101 level shit. Read a book, maybe.

Christ, I need to just stop with the entire Jezebel situation. I don't have the energy to keep up with ALL the things I'm supposed to be enraged about. This is a non-story. This "memo" is buzzfeed fodder and undeserving of any further *highly intellectual* cultural dissection by another Jez writer who has nothing…

Gonna share this here, too, since I think it's important:

Reminds me a supervisor who gave the staff a list of acceptable activities to improve morale. She was ... uncomfortable with any jokes, etc. not on the approved list. I guess we were expected to tell the same jokes over and over again and just laugh, and laugh and laugh. "The beatings will continue until morale…