Having experienced the joy of ditching the commute, that number may actually be on the low end.

What a moron. That shoplifter won the lawsuit lottery. NFL players are in mid-offseason form when it comes to arrests and stupid behavior off the field.

How about what I don't want in 2015? Namely iOS 9 and OS 10.11. This ridiculous need to release new operating system upgrades like they're Madden rosters is doing no one any good. Let your developers polish the current shit before asking them to pile on new shit that will inevitably need to be sloppily fixed in a…

We'll talk slower, sorry.

Banner year for football players, officials, front office guys and commishes.

The mouse, like email, isn't perfect. But the mouse, like email, will not be killed, because all these non-solutions to the mouse are, like the non-solutions to email, completely stupid.

If you're dropping your hard drives, guess what? The case is the least of your worries.

300 comments and climbing. How's your blog doing?

"We've discussed plenty of times why it's important to exercise your brain every day. We've also discussed plenty of times why these brain-training exercises don't actually have a tangible effect. So yeah, we dunno!"

Or just act like you've been here before. I understand the novelty of staying out past midnight if you're 16, but if you're 21 or older, how about not losing your shit and not coming totally unglued over the concept? You can have fun and have some drinks without falling apart simply because it's NYE.

That's fine.

Must be a bummer to hate yourself so much that all you can think to do is bring other people's happiness down to your shitty level. Rock on, turd squad.

Seems like every response was trying to be helpful to you. It's not condescending simply because people know more than you do and want to share that with you. What I just did there, THAT is condescending.

How sad for them (and, since you're being defensive about this, you) then.

No, but if I told you that I see people every day staring unendingly into their phones for 30, 45, sometimes 60 minutes at a time, often while much more interesting real-life activity happens all around them, that certainly wouldn't blow yours, would it?

What's really wrong with Facebook is that there's no compelling reason to put up with what has become a bloated nightmare of a website. The simplicity of that 2005/6/7 site has given way to the Times Square billboard of the Internet, and the novelty of interacting with friends that way has long since worn off. No…

These guys are committing assault and battery at an NFL level. Looking forward to seeing where their careers go from here!

I doubt leaving 7-10 comments a week wastes more time than endlessly staring at Facebook and waiting for it to become interesting.

Time is too valuable to kill. Stop staring at your phones all the time.