I actually am the company I work for. Does that make me the master or the slave? I'm so confused.

Surface Pro 3 with 128GB storage and a keyboard is $1130.

New MacBook:

Yeah, I might just be.

That's pretty cool. I believe the preferred nomenclature is casing for that piece of brass, though. The projectile is the bullet.

I have a couple severely negative friends who I have muted on Facebook. Their "puking" vis-a-vis their lives in my news feed brings me down. Staying away and keeping them out of mind when I can cheers me up.

Yes and no. If you do this after the judge tells you to unlock your phone, then you are in contempt and will go to prison. If you did this before the cops took your phone away, then you are technically in the clear as the phone will not unlock without your passcode.

I would love to go back to iTunes 10, too! Perfect Sidebar and resizable Album covers.

I'm using 10 right now~! I'm never upgrading. EVER.

We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

"Some people don't take kindly to customer support calls outsourced to India or Bangladesh, says Shaburov, but what if the technology could make poor call center employees look like beautiful women?"

This sentence is messed up on at least three levels.

I've written and published an app for iOS that takes strike and dip measurements in the field, for geologists.

That brutal headline compelled me to skip the article and look elsewhere for a more professional impression of the game. I know you're desperate for clicks in order to keep your employment in these anemic times for website ad revenue, Patricia, but it's time to put on your big-girl pants and write headlines like an…

Hello, hyperbolic revisionist history.

Translation: I don't like playing games on the phone, so the whole industry and the millions of people who enjoy playing phone games should go away!

Remember OS 10.7? Lion? The buggiest, clumsiest, head-scratchingist OS X version since 10.0? Steve Jobs was alive for that.

Clear is a piece of junk in my opinion, but in general? I'll pay for software updates when it comes to developers I like and want to support. If I use a program every day and they want a few new dollars for their hard work, I don't understand why this is a problem. This is how upgrade pricing worked for years before…

So... software manufacturer spends money and time to further develop and improve a piece of software and they expect me to PAY for that? The nerve...

Yeah, god forbid a software developer get paid another five measly dollars for who knows how much work. Do you work for free? Because you really shouldn't.