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I'll continue to be nice to people, and people can do whatever the fuck they want with that kindness and judge me however they please because I do not care. How's that sound?

I'll wait til iOS 9 to try Health again. In its current state, it's just atrocious — slow, comically buggy and battery hungry as hell. The perils of this need to release a new OS update every year instead of when it's actually ready for release.

TruthFacts I like short lists of jokes I've seen a thousand times before on other sites

Yeah, did that for a while, but I don't want tabs. Windows or bust for me.

I love this program simply for bringing back the ability to open a folder in a new window. Never got used to not being able to do that anymore as of 10.9. Baffling that there's no option to revert it back to the way it'd been since at least System 6. Such is Apple.

Yes, there's no gulf between hitchhiking around Europe and doing absolutely nothing worthwhile with your life.

Buttholes eat every week at Lions tailgates. Turnabout is fair play.

That's okay. It's been justified for you.

I don't know why, but your attempt at ... a burn, I guess? ... reminded me of this episode.

So defensive! It was just a joke, little buddy! Don't be mad!

Better title: How to waste six years of your life.

And Android invented the perpetual whining machine known as its users.

I use Bing (except when I need to use image search, because Google is markedly better at image search). Primarily because I have one Microsoft account and multiple Google accounts that, other than my personal one, are shared with others for work reasons. Seems simpler and smarter to just use Bing as my default search…

Agreed. Bing is great. In fact, I bet you could use it right now to search for these phrases I've suggested for you:

For whatever it's worth, Transmit just released a new update that brings the feature back. I guess they had a heart-to-heart with Apple and sensible heads prevailed.

If you want to read a little more about this movie's coming into being, there's actually a story about how they scrapped this movie in (Pixar President) Ed Catmull's "Creativity Inc." book. I was sad when I read the story, because I liked the idea. But I guess they liked it as well since it made a comeback.

"I'm curious about something and would like to learn more about it and have a better understanding of it."

I use GIF Keyboard for all my important communications. Can't misspell a GIF.

14 years later, you're using a product that's a near-direct byproduct of Napster while claiming Napster didn't change shit.