The stats above say why. Phones might be armed to the teeth with anti-theft technology, but people are as ignorant as ever about actually using any of it.

Who didn't actually read the whole article? ^^^This person!

This is the most joyless holiday advice I've ever read. Stay at a hotel? What? That doesn't send a message that you're an adult — it tells people you don't want to spend any more time around them than is absolutely necessary. May as well not even bother showing up at all if that's the message you're giving your family.

I believe Gavin was pretty respectful in teaching the author an interesting fact, and I also believe that it's ironic that you called someone else a douche when you're the only one here acting like one.

Oops, my wearable broke. Gotta RMA it and wait a week to get a replacement with all my logins on it. Oops, I left my iris scanner at home so I can't log into my laptop at work. Sure wish I could just enter a password.

Meanwhile, Bing will introduce a search engine that's ONLY porn, in hopes that today's kids grow up thinking Google is lame and Microsoft is awesome.

Does anybody even use hashtags unironically besides brands that apparently haven't been told most people use hashtags as a joke?

Finally, a new Assassin's Creed game!!

Of course they get to decide — I'd never tell them they couldn't. Free market and all that. I just thought the video did an unintentionally great job of telling me why the ring is a ridiculously backward gadget that, even if it worked 100% of the time instead of 5%, had no business anywhere near my hand. If other…

You're incredibly ignorant if you think this is a workable strategy when people are sending you death and rape threats every fucking day for no reason. Try walking three feet in this girl's shoes before telling her to just "develop a skin." Who cares if she can't talk to every mom out there? Changing one mind is more…

Ah, fart apps. Nice 2008 joke there. But yeah, no thanks. I'd rather use programs optimized for the hardware than some garbage from 18 years ago. If Office and Photoshop are toys, then I'm a kid in a toy store. Have fun with, I dunno, QuarkXpress? And do something about that raging hard-on you have for Apple. For a…

iOS also runs all the applications you'd want for a large tablet that Windows 8 currently doesn't have. I know that part isn't important to you "power users" who think we use iOS because it's trendy, but software's a pretty big deal where I come from. Just ask Microsoft, which currently has better touch-enabled Office…

Give me true pen support — I know, I know, but Steve Jobs said etc — instead of a squishy stylus for drawing, and I would love this.

I dunno. If you ask me, that Kickstarter video is of a comically large costume jewelry ring (I seriously laughed out loud when I saw it on a finger the first time) that takes simple tasks and makes them laughably clumsy ordeals. So the video checks out to me. Spelling "TV" in the air instead of just pressing a button…

He's right. I've seen those movies dozens of times and I have no recollection of anything that happened in any of them.

Twitter, you were perfect. All you had to do was create a premium tier and charge access and you'd make buckets of money. Not all this hostile, no-benefit bullshit you're doing instead. Ah well.

Oh good, now we're releasing unfinished SYSTEMS. Take that, Assassin's Creed!

OMG I can't believe commenters are still beating this dead-horse narrative all these years later.

My reaction to Glass dying is the same as the woman's in the photo.

9. Don't and keep your dignity.