What a moron. That shoplifter won the lawsuit lottery. NFL players are in mid-offseason form when it comes to arrests and stupid behavior off the field.

How about what I don't want in 2015? Namely iOS 9 and OS 10.11. This ridiculous need to release new operating system upgrades like they're Madden rosters is doing no one any good. Let your developers polish the current shit before asking them to pile on new shit that will inevitably need to be sloppily fixed in a…

We'll talk slower, sorry.

Banner year for football players, officials, front office guys and commishes.

300 comments and climbing. How's your blog doing?

"We've discussed plenty of times why it's important to exercise your brain every day. We've also discussed plenty of times why these brain-training exercises don't actually have a tangible effect. So yeah, we dunno!"

Or just act like you've been here before. I understand the novelty of staying out past midnight if you're 16, but if you're 21 or older, how about not losing your shit and not coming totally unglued over the concept? You can have fun and have some drinks without falling apart simply because it's NYE.

Seems like every response was trying to be helpful to you. It's not condescending simply because people know more than you do and want to share that with you. What I just did there, THAT is condescending.

What's really wrong with Facebook is that there's no compelling reason to put up with what has become a bloated nightmare of a website. The simplicity of that 2005/6/7 site has given way to the Times Square billboard of the Internet, and the novelty of interacting with friends that way has long since worn off. No…

These guys are committing assault and battery at an NFL level. Looking forward to seeing where their careers go from here!

I'll continue to be nice to people, and people can do whatever the fuck they want with that kindness and judge me however they please because I do not care. How's that sound?

Yeah, did that for a while, but I don't want tabs. Windows or bust for me.

I love this program simply for bringing back the ability to open a folder in a new window. Never got used to not being able to do that anymore as of 10.9. Baffling that there's no option to revert it back to the way it'd been since at least System 6. Such is Apple.

Buttholes eat every week at Lions tailgates. Turnabout is fair play.

I use GIF Keyboard for all my important communications. Can't misspell a GIF.

This is the most joyless holiday advice I've ever read. Stay at a hotel? What? That doesn't send a message that you're an adult — it tells people you don't want to spend any more time around them than is absolutely necessary. May as well not even bother showing up at all if that's the message you're giving your family.

Finally, a new Assassin's Creed game!!

You're incredibly ignorant if you think this is a workable strategy when people are sending you death and rape threats every fucking day for no reason. Try walking three feet in this girl's shoes before telling her to just "develop a skin." Who cares if she can't talk to every mom out there? Changing one mind is more…

I can't tell if I'm watching Ben Finfer flush his radio career down the toilet or take his first steps toward superstardom. But I can say this: I live in Chicago, never heard of this station, didn't know who Ben Finfer was, and would like to hear more from him now.