Hey everybody, welcome to my post about me hating this family that's not hurting anyone and telling you to hate them as well. Let's bash them and their kids together, but please, do not discuss how pretty the mother is. That's disgusting!

If you read the source material, a study shows that people do this. It does not demonstrate that this is remotely healthy behavior or anything that doesn't have severe diminishing returns that could eventually backfire.

I can understand schadenfreude when it comes to people you dislike. But why be friends with someone if their misery makes you feel better? Seems sorta pathetic.

Dead horse has a point though. This is sad advice, and I feel sorry for anyone who stoops to this in order to feel better about themselves.

1. Delete the Facebook app.

Best mobile performance, AND a slice of pizza as our icon. Clean sweep!

He might be encouraged by the publicity, but he has no room to operate anymore with the spotlight following him everywhere. He's paralyzed, and any dreams he had of furthering that "journalism" career are ruined.

I don't remember anyone attempting to rationalize that behavior the way I constantly see neckbeards trying to justify all this harassment.

If the Bears lose by 40 to the Packers, it's not Deadspin's fault for reporting that the Bears played like shit. And if GamerGate lost control of its message because all you cowardly neckbeards hide behind aliases and let the harassers hijack your stupid hashtag, it isn't Kotaku's fault to writing it like it is.

You're right. I should schedule any connecting flights for the next day just in case my first flight gets canceled and the flights that follow are all overbooked. Of course, the flight could be canceled or delayed the next day as well, because sometimes weather causes a domino effect, so maybe I should just schedule…

Great. So while you're not working, I get to keep all the money I'm making right? It's my body doing all the work, after all.

You don't get to have an opinion about what I get to have an opinion about. Oh wait, yes you do, but I don't have to listen to it. So go fuck off.

As in entitled to a refund for a game he paid for that may not arrive? Yes, he kind of is.

Always encouraging to see publishers make no-brainer moves that are so obviously beneficial to their bottom line and their customers' purchasing experience at the same time.

Thanks for the screed. In fact, I'm with Mac, Windows, Linux, iOS and Android. All OSes give me good reasons to upgrade and the occasional crappy one not to. iTunes 12 sucks but Yosemite is largely great, and I say that as a human who can think for myself and understands technology perfectly fine.

Can I please go back to 10? I miss you, iTunes 10.

I always enjoy it when a commenter is the only one doing the thing he simultaneously is condemning and telling everyone not to do. Your high horse only has one good leg, bud.

Hey pot. Hey kettle. Nice argument you two are having here!

If you find yourself yearning for OS 9, seek help immediately. (OS 7, on the other hand, I totally understand.)

Every CNN employee has just been called in to work. All hands on deck!