There's nothing practical about resenting others' happiness, which you no doubt often mistake for smugness. Because that's what people with chips on their shoulders always do.

"If you want to expand its storage and capabilities, that small marvel suddenly becomes tangled in wires."

Don't look now, but your bitterness is showing.

In before someone gets defensive and whines about Apple users during his usual rounds of commenting on every Apple article on the Int—oh, too late.

I guess I wasn't paying attention, but when did Lifehacker start using random Reddit posts as its primary source of ideas? At least try these ideas out before just endorsing them blindly. Terrible advice.

Have Someone Bring Their Car in for an Unnecessary Repair and Refuse to Pay for the Time You Spend Looking at Their Car to Find a Lousy Customer

I obviously understand that, but my point stands. This was almost completely CG, not live action.

This looks more like Titanfall 3 than live-action Titanfall.

Jesus Christ, you'd think video games never had wallrunning before.

Thanks for letting us know I guess!

Hey Cheetos fingers, name-calling isn't nice.

People get mad when I was just making a little joke in response to the joke and the other response telling me to lighten up?

People still make jokes like that?

People still assume everyone does everything the same way they do?

Yes, Gravity invented the notion of free-floating in space after your ship is wrecked.

I will happily deal with this when it becomes available. Looks great. Way to turn a negative into a positive Adam.

Gosh, why do they still think that? Can't figure it out.

Rechargeable batteries. Potential savings: Way more than $11. A baffling omission.

Am I late for the PC User Overcompensation Society meeting?

Don't worry, they'll magically fix it in the beta.