I cannot imagine why this is good for anyone.

Another tired bit about how The Simpsons full-stopped being funny 50 years ago. I don't get it. It's not the show it once was, sure, but it's still regularly funny and sharp — far moreso than Family Guy's weekly diarrhea of 1980s gags.

What about animation? Not necessarily something like Hype, which outputs to HTML, but something like Flash without all the Actionscript bloat. I still run back to Flash because its basic animation tools are good and its export options the most flexible I've seen. Happy to look at alternatives though.

I laughed out loud at "CEO."

The email equivalent of being on the wrong side of a two-way mirror. Interesting idea but not sure it's at all tenable.

I would argue that working out for four minutes a day is very definition of laziness, but we'll just agree to disagree.

Not really. If something is powerful enough to keep you fit over the long haul, it's powerful enough to get you there in the first place too. Maintaining fitness is no easier than achieving it in the first place.

This site cracks me up. Months ago it was linking to stories about the miraculous seven minute workout. Then, last month, it linked to a story that rightly called it a crock. Now, today, it's a four minute workout that will make you fit!

People who don't care about fitting in and doing the same thing everyone else is doing at a given time called.

Again, teaching kids something — even harshly — is fine. This is just a family of assholes being dicks for their own amusement. It's not PC to point out that something is shit behavior just because pointing that out has an ounce of compassion to it. Stop leaning on that weak, tired argument.

Better ways to impart that lesson than by humiliating him on Christmas Day for all of YouTube to see. This doesn't teach him anything positive at all. And let's not bullshit ourselves — the screaming cameraman doesn't give a shit about that kid's grades.

Pretty, but also laughably self-serious (as most of these fan films tend to be).

You answered your own question with "The title of the article is Google's 15 BEST Android Games." Come on, guys, reading! It's fun and useful!

Open Terminal, type "Sudo Purge" (or, pre-10.9, just "purge"), enter your password, done.

Technically, sure, but isn't just a published recommendation — it's one that tells me I should just shut up and give the publisher money and makes no mention of a downside that's pretty significant. "Never fails to make you smile?" That's just dishonest.

No mention of the in-app purchases and their effect on balance in the harder levels? Just an ad for the game disguised as journalism? All righty.

Not Apple's fault, not anymore. Alarm apps have had the access they need to run without compromise in the background for years now. If Rise can't do it, it's because Rise can't do it, not because Apple is stopping them.

Well that's ridiculous of you. I can't take seriously someone who can't read through an isolated "could of" to see (and yes, respect) the helpful bit about F2P elements ruining what otherwise might have been a great $5 game. Surely you can sort that out, no?

Jesus Christ, Owen. Even if true, who fucking cares? You think these kids will have a less amazing time because Syracuse gets some money at the end or because other kids in other states go to other bowl games? You think the people who donated to send them there will feel less good about it?

Try re-reading what the original comment said before losing your temper and popping off. I think you missed the point.