Awwww what a beauty! Tummy rubs all around! :)

Steve Austin wasn’t a doll, he was an “action figure.” Boys can’t have dolls because it will make them kiss other men’s penises later.

omg, my cat Bea wants to meet her and be the Prettiest Ladies together!!

I needed to see this to cleanse all this other shit out of my brains. Whoooooooos a good dog???!! Is it YOU? Yes, it is!

This is actually a good example! Dogs can all look so different, from giant floofy mastiff dogs to tiny slender whippetish dogs, but every puppy dog is beautiful and precious and adorable. EVERY DOG.

Ooooo. Is this a positive re-enforcement for dogs thread?! Because this girl loves attention!

I MUST PETS THE PRECIOUS, I MUST.

Mine has a rather large head and high opinion of herself because she’s always told how beautiful she is.

Lulu in repose.

I do this too, only instead of “prettiest dog in all the land” I call my pup the “pittiest pincess in da world” and do a silly voice at/for her.

Miss Monkeypants would beg to differ. Please note the silk shorts of shame I made her wear after she ate the crotch out.

I totally disagree with Julia Baird. Your parents are supposed to be a soft place to land. “Telling it like it is” will hurt that child and harm their self esteem. So what if the child is unattractive, they’ll figure it out in the long run but they will come armed with parents who instilled in them solid confidence…

my mom likes to tell me how beautiful I am, and then follow it up with 'because you look just like me'

I tell my dog that she’s the prettiest lady in all the land every single day. But only because it’s true!

I think most people eventually learn that their parents, particularly their mothers, are not the most objective source for such information. My mother thinks I’m so beautiful that she’s convinced I could have modeled (I’m 5’3”) or been a movie star. “You look like Natalie Portman, but prettier!” (Ed. note: No I…

You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

Rachel is like “Also I’m not black either.”

This is Tara-fying (ly awesome)

Alternatively, if you don’t mind throwing up, just keep a bottle or a bag with you. I am a good puker in the sense, that I can do it discreetly and no one is the wiser. Cups at bars, bottles in cars, and once, over my shoulder mid conversation without skipping a beat.