With three female characters listed in IMDB. Including one child. I love Taika but that’s bullshit.

Nuke them all from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Brilliant. Make it a prequel so they can get rid of Kristen Stewart, who spent every scene of the original movie looking like she was going to barf.

What? Shadow’s black on his mother’s side and Norse god on his father’s side.

Ben Carson: “If it weren’t for you meddling kids, I’d have gotten away with it!”

I want to see this (straight to DVD) movie. With RSD’s ending.

I mean, maybe this isn’t really acting, but wasn’t Elizabeth in that little Avengers movie last year?

This doesn’t refer to the criminal suit. This is about a civil suit brought by multiple women for defamation because he claims they’re lying. The criminal arrest just happened so THAT case hasn’t started subpoenaing witnesses yet.

Oh Mark. *sniff sniff* We hardly knew ye. Well, actually we probably knew you too well, but we’re going to miss you SO MUCH. удача!

Unfortunately I don’t think you’re going to find any out there - even the coathanger kind. You’ll have to come visit me in NOLA. You can sleep on my couch.

That would be my guess too, leaning towards the more modern “toilette”.

Ah, thank you! That’s what I thought, but I wasn’t taking notes!

I’ve got nothing.

OK, her brother then. I don’t know. It just hits all the Abrams “paralleling” (aka copying/recycling) points in my book. I guess she could be Luke’s daughter (so they’d be cousins).

I agree. For the first time ever.

Welp, I missed that entirely.

I second that. And I grew up in Florida and currently live in Louisiana. Fuck Texas.

Truthfully, I don’t know any non-movie canon, this is just a guess, and it’s based on the very obvious vibe the movie was putting off, pus my faith in Abrams’ ability to recycle every previous plot point from the original trilogy.

What about those of us without a Y chromosome in our lives? Are we sent to the island of Unwomen and lose our right to vote?

That’s OK, I just #womansplained the same thing. Solidarity in geekitude.