Son of a ...woman.

*some* people would still date prince for the piano serenades.....

I don’t disagree with you, but like some “larger than life” figures with over sized presence maybe she expected him to be physically bigger?

Actually think Netflix might do well to make a Ben Carson: Superhero
(Jessica Jones-esque mini-series)....

“One really interesting thing about Ben Carson is that he was actually on the Titanic and the ship was going down, and he thought that was it! He was a dead man! But then God time travelled him into the future to save him. You’re probably like to present day? But nah I’m going to add a bunch of unnecessary details…

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

Okay, I didn’t know my new rights. I live in England so I think I am going to occupy Hampton Court. My demands are simple. I can’t afford a castle and even if I could they won’t sell me a good one. I’m not going anywhere.

Please, we uppity crackers from the city would prefer if you referred to these bubbas as Clampetts, Cowfuckers, Hillbillies, Honkies, Johnny Rebs, Muppetfuckers or Meshbacks.

They are trying to establish a cowiphate in Oregon.

The local Audubon Society is very displeased with the occupation of the refuge. I wonder if they could amass an army of 1,000 falconers. Imagine them all raising their arms and a thousand birds of prey take flight, darkening the sky. They’re led by 12 great golden eagles. As the birds approach, shrieking, the…

But were they this drunk?

.....just another night in Florida...

First Chrissie Hynde comes out as a rape apologist AND NOW THIS.

My Dearest Mark, lots of writers have come and gone on this site, but I say this with the utmost sincerity.

You didn’t miss it, because that’s not what she says at all.

That is not even remotely what she says. Can’t quote the line as it’s been over a week. But she name drops Luke, and says it was his father’s before that. Then finishes with “and now it calls to you.” Sets up a potential familial link, but not definitive proof.

If anything, I crave Mexican food less now that I’m knocked up. I only want it for one meal a day instead of four.

Yes, exactly. Because without a man in your life you are worthless.

I think it was my grandmother who told me a story about how women would “cancel out” their husband’s votes if they were mad at them, by voting for an alternate candidate. Funny, but still probably not the best way to vote.