You can be my manspread and I’ll be your bread
Ride it like the Subway, I ain’t no Jared.
Take a stab at it, wait, no, the opposite
Don’t catch a case, I’ll bring the softdrink.
#PoemsForJezebel
As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.
Is this the Hermann-Grima house? If so I LOVE that place. My mother used to volunteer there and said that the spirits would make the house smell like lavender.
Except more colorful and adorable.
BourgWASPé
There has to be a term for “rich white”. Because I’ve seen whiter pictures but they’ve involved trailer parks, mullets and Confederate flags. And I don’t see the guys in the photo above being a hundred miles near any trailer park because, “Ewwww, poor people.”
I love that thin edge where silliness threatens to overwhelm.
One year in jail? No uncle with a loaner mansion where he could serve out his time? Tragic.
CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.
aside from one year being a complete slap on the wrist, what in the unholy fuck is going on with his face? Seems like its battling to get away from his head.
To be fair, he’s like 50% bro and 50% dingus.
I almost missed this. I’m so glad I didn’t.
I can hear Chrissie Hynde singing it like that.
brosefffffffff
Ryan went on to attend Miami University of Ohio, one of America’s most Bro colleges
Bummer, this dude is a queef in corporeal form.
Yep! They had (have?) such an amazing array of the most random, weird, interesting stuff, so selling creepy dolls does not surprise me in the least.
Why wouldn’t it be?