That’s why there’s such thing as Shondaland and no such thing as Karlland.

Yeah I mean he’s not wrong. But he’s wrong about it being an insult.

first of all

Oh yeah, they’re flat too! The arches droop for God’s sakes! But she has long legs and thick beautiful hair and she’s smart and pretty. She had to at least have truly ugly feet, to keep her humble.

I seriously need to buy a smaller vibrator that I can bring on dates.

I recommend lesbianism.

I don’t believe in casual sex. I always wear a tuxedo even if the event is held on a weekday.

I bet that painting bit will end up being just a dream

I have giraffeelings for you too.

Bravo.

I miss those so hard

Thanks for the feedback, Eatmeslowly.

And how you look after meeting the President.

No word yet on how Carson will turn this into a Nazi analogy.

Oh man, I hope so. I’m envisioning zombie porpoises now and they’re adorable.

oh, you simple treasure. i will love you always.

It’s a Tribble!

That's not a dog, it's an evolved dustball.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is the hero we deserve.