Maybe it was just really shitty coffee.

She replied with a single woof

Anyone besides me do the full-on ugly cry at the end of Homeward Bound, after Shadow the Golden (who spent days trapped in a hole and his fellow pets refused to leave him) finally comes into view after the other 2 pets have long bounded to the house, and everyone has given Shadow up for dead? When he finally limps…

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

What would happen if you poked his hair with a pin? Would bees fly out? I bet it’d be bees.

WWJD?

More like the Hypocritic Oath.

First thought:

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal?

He actually wears denim shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, calf-length tube socks, and sandals.

What? God loves showing his ass.

I know that God would not go around with pants down.

I love this Barack 2.0, that was an exquisite burn

WHO WILL WATCH THE WATCHERS

The answer is that everyone who goes to Time Square is now obligated to be nude.

Oh lawdy.

As a mom of a little girl, I’m super offended that she was ordered to cover up. She’s a toddler. The joy of being a toddler is being able to run round naked without a care in the world.

And I also respect the mom hopefully trying to instill a value of body autonomy to the tot.

But, there is a part of me that’s…

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.