BETSEY JOHNSON 4-EVER

It’s a medical condition commonly known as “Trump taint” whereby exercise-induced perineal vasodialation begins vocalizing irrational jingoist twaddle.

Pretty much anything I’d want to say requires a clap emoji between each word so I’ll just leave it at this: we don’t ask the night sky why there aren’t more shooting stars; instead, we gasp and exult in a moment that may have been shared with millions, but remains ours alone to cherish.

hi I’m here to return this lady show pony, it’s defective.

She’s not acting like a nice product. Be nicer, product! Shows of humanity will be deducted from your final score.

I didn’t get that far but I don’t think so. Doesn’t fit your narrative, avoid talking about it?

Cheeto for president!

In the spring of 1992, Ross Perot was at 40% in the polls. He ended up with 19% of the vote, still considerable for a third-party candidate, but certainly nowhere near enough to win. And Trump seems to be peaking several months earlier in the election cycle than Perot did.

No no no. No no no no no. Just remember he’s only leading with republican voters - NOT the general population. It is too early to give up hope. But, yeah, if by some bizarre chance he does win I am cashing out my retirment account early and moving to Mars. It will be safer there.

donny t, like that one vox lady, just wants to live like it’s Victorian times, where only the elite classes can read and vote

She...seems to not be living a Victorian lifestyle so much as a Victorian romance novel written in the late 1990’s lifestyle. One of the classy ones with the flowers on the cover rather than partiality unclothed, embracing people, but a sort of fantasy simulacrum none the less.

By what wizardry does she use the internet?

And of course she means “wealthy Victorian.” There weren’t even weekends, much less OSHA laws in this amorphous, nostalgic, white-washed period she has concocted. Get back to work in the cotton mill, you mouthy strumpet!

Right there with you. I watched The 1900 House on PBS years ago with fascination. You’re absolutely right. For women especially, that era was no picnic. She should also give up shampoo, deoderant, and hot water in her house.

I read that Sandy B was happy, thanks to Jennifer Aniston’s FASCIST. And for some reason the only conclusion I came to was Courtney Cox.

I’m pretty sure David Bowie could impregnate a woman with just the force of his piercing gaze from a dozen paces.

Uma Thurman rescues rhinos now. What do you do with your life?

Really thought this was Laverne Cox at first glance.