This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.

Ahhhhhhh.....thank you.

My child free husband and me are despondent at having to be Unemployed Foreman and Condemned Baby Factory, Soon To Be Converted To Cunning Boutiques.

Yeah, most people learn at a young age that “love” is a word we use to mean a ton of different things. Anyone else is either new to the language or else has problems processing language/meaning.

Foreman and Baby Factory. I forcefully expelled air through my nose at this.

This was also something I wondered. Why did this even get published? A Notre Dame graduate on staff pointed out that the paper’s great at getting people talking, but this isn’t even a well thought-out opinion. It’s just an opinion. I have plenty of those (pandas aren’t real, air travel is a massive hoax, Jennifer…

I’m tired of this whole ‘Marriage is about pro-creation, them homos can’t pro-create so they can’t get married!’ because they never have issue with hetero couples who can not or will not produce children. More so, I always find those sorts weird, like, at their version of a wedding, they are basically pronounced…

Let’s not forget that all these killings are great free advertisements for the gun industry. They can at the same time show how effective guns are and scare people so that they fear for their safety. And more guns they sell the more free advertisements they get. It’s like a neverending loop of misery. A biblical…

*packs bags*

I have to disagree, respectfully. For example, when motives are things like extreme politicial or religious beliefs, I think its important to expose exactly what that type of mentality reaps. Out of the horror of the shooting in Charleston, a much-needed conversation happened about “Southern pride” and ”heritage.”…

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

That would explain the urine coloured comb-over.

It’s almost as if Donald Trump feels the need to incessantly attack anyone who threatens to pop the bubble that is his inflated sense of self worth because he’s afraid it will expose his crippling insecurity and the fragility of his ego and the fact that even he knows he’s not as great as he says he is.

I’m not gonna lie, the first thing I thought was, “Is that a CUP in his hand?!”

I suppose this is why I buy nail polish at the drug store and not this internet artisan nail paint nonsense. Aside from laziness.

“I have to make nail polish, it is my life’s work.” “I have to make nail polish. It is being demanded of me.”

the house doesn’t appear to be affiliated with a fraternity

Dude, Louisiana is the state that re-elected to the governor’s office the man who said this: “There’s no way they’ll (law enforcement) get me unless I’m caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.”

I sent them this: