3 part doc from the 90s that’s pretty good. Google “West Memphis 3” or “Paradise Lost” doc.

Guest on Maher said he empowers assholes. This is the best explanation that exists.

THIS IS GOING TO GO SO WELL.

I like that she’s going to engineering school. Three of my cousins are engineers, two of whom are women, and they all agree: the world needs more women engineers!

girl, me too.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

What I want to know (because I am a disgusting and nosy fucker) is whether the celibacy that Ciara’s talking about means no self-loving beanflicking as well as no sex with her penis-adjacent manfriend. Because I could probably cope with one of those things but definitely not both.

That last one is called “a typical Wednesday” in Sunrise.

I don’t want to start a “religious war” here, but the constitution places that right into the context of a “well regulated militia”. Regulation (such as licensing) should be fine. It’s explicitly there in the amendment.

I’ve been toying with the idea of “gladenfreude”, where I try to find vicarious joy in other people’s good fortune. But that can wait until tomorrow. For tonight, my friends, we freude the schaden. (I mean, if I can barge in?)

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

That was so good. I’ve been watching a lot of older horror movies. There is a difference in tone and pacing. Some of them actually have themes and are exploring issues

I am Mexican. I for random reasons have documents. But I have many relatives and friends who are EXACTLY like me in every possible measure but have no documents. I do not consider myself any different from an undocumented Mexican but I can and will vote and I will make sure that me and my kids NEVER forget this. For…

But, like, didn’t she date John Mayer?

What is a normal weight gain? The forty pounds on Hayden seems...normal? Also two of those women had twins. MYOB and STFU, tabloids.

Ice cream cake served on blacc chyna.

Technically, abortion is permitted in the Catholic church if the mother’s life is at risk. It’s why Rick Santorum’s wife was allowed to have a second-trimester termination and he still gets to be THE ULTIMATE CATHOLIC.

If these assholes are so distracted by female interns that they can't keep focused on their jobs, then they should not be representing the people of their state.

I particularly liked the quantitative likelihood of 10% being arrived at by a ‘spokesman for the bar’, on the flawless evidence that the assaulted woman kissed the man at the bar before being raped in the bathroom and (surely the truth-pivot-point) walked through the bathroom door without force or assistance prior to…