One brand of sharp cheddar disguising itself as another brand of sharp cheddar, presumably via a collection of tiny fake mustaches and a variety of hats.

... and out comes polka music.

Dear Lord - you poor poor country. Come to Canada - we’ll waffle you up :)

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

This is just cruel. I had a much-better-than-last-week’s-oatmeal Emmental quesadilla this morning, but that’s no help if you keep posting breakfast deliciousness. What’s next, a perfect salmon eggs Benedict? A fresh-squeezed orange juice mimosa and French toast from a fru-fru NYC restaurant? How many other ways can…

Spoilers! Just thought I'd put that out there before the people who haven't read or seen the four hundred year old play came for you.

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

Honestly, I really wish you’d clean up your fucking language. My fucking, virginal eyes didn’t expect this kind of fucking behavior on the fucking internet. This is unbefuckinglievable that a blogger would choose to write in such a manner that is confuckingducive to the demofuckingraphic that he’s trying to relate to.

Joaqa Joaqa.

A person commits a crime of the second degree if he attempts, via electronic or any other means, to lure or entice a child or one who he reasonably believes to be a child into a motor vehicle, structure or isolated area, or to meet or appear at any other place, with a purpose to commit a criminal offense with or…

MAYBE I AM. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Fuck Hipsters. No! I mean, DON’T FUCK, Hipsters!

80 and Pregnant! Could it be? Shocking details inside!

Hey! Here’s an idea. All the 18+ Duggar “kids” similtaneously enlist in the army on active service. Their reality show will be called D-Troop, and will follow the hijinks of Duggars digging up and disabling IEDs. Each week it will be like Ten Little Indians — will Jesus save them, or will He not?

My grandmother used to refer to perfume as “toilette water”. So naturally...

100% disappointed they didn’t give him the traditional Maxim coverlook of naked-except-for-black-panties.

Outtakes are needed.

One thing I have always hated deeply in the very marrow of my bones is the assumption; one which almost always comes up in discussions of immigration or minimum wage laws; is that certain people are just better. That of COURSE we would pay our CEO’s thousands and thousands of times what we pay our teachers- they…

Kinda off topic but this reminds me of World War Z, where the world somewhat collapses due to a zombie outbreak. When people in the US regroup, the lawyers/tv executives/etc don’t have any skills or contributions. The people who were doing mechanical work/gardening/sewing/etc have all the skill sets and are their…