You don’t get a whole lot of choice when searching Google Images for “Biblical traffic jams”.

Have you tried driving in Susa during the rush hour? The next King of the Medes and Persians would be on the throne by the time you get to the city gates.

It’s really immodest for men to tell women what to do.

Probably the latter. Which begs the question, would a woman walking a child to school be considered a problem as well? Is the car the primary vehicle of sinning or is just leaving the house the issue? Walking in public will also lead to “exposure to selfishness, road-rage, bad language and other inappropriate…

And Esther better be walking her way to Ahasuerus to beg him not to kill all her people.

If I were mad rich, I would so rent a billboard and just have it say that. Perhaps one in every major city

“In this sense it is no different from the driving ban on women in Saudi Arabia. That it masquerades as a halachic imperative is shameful and disturbing.”

Judith is still allowed to decapitate Holofernes, but G-d forbid she drives to the Assyrian camp.

When are women going to ban men from telling women what the fuck they can and cannot do. That's what I want to know.

They’re sort of bullshitty, faux-inspirational “innovation” talks. It acts like short talks - each largely geared around a single idea illustrated by the personal experience of the talker - can somehow make a difference in anything. It’s “changing the world” via personal anecdote.

By stressing “innovation” and…

I wish I could wear a tutu every single day, no lie.

That’s some rustic, husky gayness.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

Who’s the best coast now, suckers?!?!

you can send them to mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.

Oh, Rich People! Always thinking of fun stuff for us to do!

My only problem with them is that they’re famous, honestly. I’m all for kids being weird and independent and free spirits and living their dreams, but their parents are buying them careers at very young ages and that’s not gonna end well.

Yeah, fuck someone who takes care of damaged animals.

Some clarification on the relevant law:

I wonder what the reaction would be here if it was a gender-reversed situation. I bet the MRAs would take it and soar with it like eagles into an asteroid.