On the bright side, she’s just the right age to play his mother!

“Here’s some cyanide to treat those hot flashes you’ve been having.”

Pull up a seat, Maggie!

She didn’t even get a Last Fuckable Day party.

25 year old girl makes music video with friends in it: people lose their natural mind.

Being a hundredaire myself, I can really sympathize.

Karyn, you are a professional writer.

Oh, look: another story about an intelligent, educated female leader that reduces her to a bitchy stereotype.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

You can use it as contraception.

WHAT??? That is so distinctly unCanadian. I’d have expected an apology from the airline, the baby, and the nation. Sorry, America. I jumped to conclusions.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

The poor should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and go dumpster diving for food themselves* the lazy freeloaders.

Rich people are always like this, and always in such a patronising way. I was once having a little grumble about how the wealthier customers of my family’s small business were always the ones who tried to haggle over the stupidest, cheapest shit, and yet the vast majority of them got rich through owning their own…

something strange is happening in the hip area?

You have the support of the gay community. I have the clearance level to give the entire community’s support.

There is a decided lack of chest hair. I'm disappointed. I can't be the only heterosexual woman who appreciates some chest hair.

But we can all dream for a Coen Brothers treatment. With Frances McDormand as the drug kingpin. Brad Garett as the chief detective. Edie Falco as the bride/cop