They obviously didn’t think that the critic was objective enough in his reviews and injected too much of his own opinion.

These guys are like the Steely Dan of restaurant owners.

Thanks for making me feel better about not having bought a traditional gown when I got married.

I’m glad I’m not the only one concerned about that. Yipes.

Nooo, Chris, don’t become an insufferable Crossfit stan. I don’t want my pure and abiding love for you to be sullied. :/

It’s like uncanny valley. I would swear he was CGI.

I only know another group as attached and stupidly proud of their geographic location as newyorkers are...Texans. Probably neither will appreciate my comparison but it’s still true.

The whole debate about “Blazing Saddles” notwithstanding I’ve never heard any accusations. I think he’s always prided himself on being a equal opportunity offender. Same with a Don Rickles (though *cringe* a little )

They want to know if black people are going to be living there. So sometimes we have ten apartments and everything is white, and then all of the sudden one tenant comes in with one black roommate, and they don’t like it.

i feel like thats a bit of an oversimplification

Not all Jewish people are nice people.

I’m with you. It was a movie that made me not care about most of the plot failings because it was fun...it’s a comic movie so, really, as long as it’s fun it’s fine with me.

I am also a Costco shopper but I have to be practical about certain items. There is no space in my tiny apartment where I could store the massive quantities of TP/paper towels one is required to purchase at Costco.

cannot resist

If my Perry the Platypus squeeze toy on the bathroom sink is so miserable I'm quite sure he would've said something. Maybe he's just a good sport. I should do something nice for him. Hmmm my pirate rubber ducky in the bathtub is single....

Read the WHOLE article. The family was in a bind. They had tried to feed their daughter a hot meal prior to the flight, she was agitated and wouldn’t eat, they had to board the plane, daughter was unfed. This is a case where a shred of human compassion and a kind response would have negated all of the ugliness that…

Pro tip: If the devil is in your mouth, be sure to spit. NEVER SWALLOW. Carry on.

there was a serious threat of scratching though

His brain is likely in mint condition... Seeing as he uses it so infrequently.

Oooh! OOOOOH! Does this mean we can use the Sharia Law defense to get rid of the ridiculous and oppressive Blue Laws in Texas? Because not being able to buy hard liquor on Sunday mornings is definitely infringing upon my beliefs!!!