“TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOS!”

“Actually, sir, that’s a Bud Light.”

To me, a poached egg was one that was caught in a snare, on a not to bright night. And then you would stuff it down your pants and run silently though the dark forest for half a mile. When you ate your poached egg, you always chucked the last bit and the shell to the lurcher that had been silently by your side all…

I always assumed a poached egg was some sort of lion egg that hunters acquired using unscrupulous means.

On a hardly related note - but I took antihistamines so I’m wired - I loved Roald Dahl as a kid, and when they adapt his stories into movies, I lap that stuff up - with the exception of the shitty Willie Wonka remake. Whilst Wikipedia-ing the other day, I learned Spielberg is adapting “The BFG”, and I am now super…

Why are so many people up on the blogger’s dicks about random stuff lately? I mean, I kinda know why, but damn!

Come on! I am a hardcore breastfeeding mama (1st to 18 months and 2nd to almost 2 years), but I am so sick of this debate. My kids are now 10 and 12 and I’m sure they have kids who were formula-fed and are just as smart and adventurous. The most adventurous mama I know could literally not breastfeed because of some…

Yeah, my daughter is the same way. When she was three, I became quite smug because the only things she wouldn't eat were jelly and syrup and soda (she said the bubbles hurt her mouth). Then at four, she just...turned picky. We figured it was a phase and didn't make a big deal about. During the first year, anyway. It…

I had sushi when I was 10, and it only took that long because my mother is philosophically opposed to it and finally my dad was just like “fuck it” and took me. That first bite was like watching the world explode in the best way possible and I never looked back.

Nope. My kids were like NOLA-gal’s. They ate everything I ate right off the bat. My daughter ate sushi, my son’s favorite meal was this amazing jalapeno shrimp pasta in tomato creme sauce. Right around ate 4 being “picky” kicked in and if it’s not noodles, pizza, corn dogs, or chicken nuggets- it’s a struggle to get…

No, but we do have naturally discerning taste. Because, I mean, bacon is the obvious winner here, and we just knew that.

When I was a kid my mom had to feed me meals one ingredient at a time, bc I would only eat my favorite thing on the plate.

Enough with all the stereotyping already!

ABC agents, who are notorious in Charlottesville for being physically aggressive in their pursuit of Alcohol Justice

We need actual screening & a throrough psych eval before we give these guys a badge. Hiring Cousin Merle & Uncle Geech because they're too pissed off & unstable to get into the army isn't helping anyone. It's making a sham of our justice system. These guys are just bullies who get off on any amount of authority.

i bet they are only two underage drinking arrests away from getting some tanks from the DOD

That was probably best. Otherwise, your head might have exploded, which I think might have just happened to my government professor. He was a real stickler about that sort of thing; one our classes used footage from the response to Katrina to teach the difference between local/state/federal responsibility and, even…

I didn’t read all of the gawker comments but this is one of my favs

I’m really surprised that the “He snapped his own spine” story didn’t hold up.

“To the youth of this city, I will seek justice on your behalf. This is a moment. This is your moment.”

Honestly I don’t know if the opinion im about to express is morally correct or makes sense to anyone but fuck it I’ll say it anyway. Although I do want to say before I start on my rant that I’m not from the USA but from Britain and that I felt the same about the London riots a few years ago.