Ahem. Ms Jackson makes me question my sexuality.

Oh, come on, he clearly lives in his mom's (or grandma's) basement and just came upstairs while they were out to shoot the videos.

OMG, that smug face. Love it.

Sunscreen and drinking LOTS of water. Live in a place with 0% humidity? Drink your bodyweight in water (I kid) (mostly)!

...but hasn't she exhausted all remedies? Aren't the Supremes the end of the line?

"You look too skinny, here let me wrap some food for you to take home."

My computer doesn’t do Kinja stars, but for you, ALL THE STARS.

Invited a Catholic friend along last year for the movie/Chinese food event, and she laughed the entire time. Said she thought it had been a media joke all along, and couldn’t believe how packed the restaurant was. Good times.

She wants martyrdom? Give her the old Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego treatment. She can feel self righteous while getting a nice suntan, and we can all watch to see if that old designated driver sends an angel to protect her from the flames. I'm betting no.

Right. Because Sean Connery was all smooth edges and British finesse. It seems to me, the Bonds that have been the most popular (with the movie goers at any rate), are the ones that have a serious edge, aka Connery and Craig. Elba fits right into that category, and honey (FYI spell check changed that to horny, which…

... I'll be in my bunk.

I'm with you on this rampart 1000%. That smirk. Fuck.

I saw that smirk, and thought, that smile would be improved with the high speed application of a brick, but after reading the article, I think he needs to just be buried under a pile of them so he can be removed from our consciousness(es?) entirely. Ugh.

Electronic B Girls

I lost one hot pink stiletto shoe at a club once. Just one. Not sure how I got home.

Thank god I'm never getting pregnant again. Fuck, she looks uncomfortable and miserable.

...and then scoop up all their money. Hello, modern banking practices!

Question: What is the story behind the rumor about why Jews have horns? How did that get started?

“an unconscious vision that white people have—that their grandchildren might be a hated minority in their own country.”

I dunno, I think the threat is real. My grandma just sort of stepped over the border and moved in with her sister in Maine, then had my dad (the anchor baby). She got a green card eventually, but it wasn't all official like. If she could do it, the sky's the limit!